Elvis and the Tinfoil Hat Brigade

By now you've heard many of them:

• Flight 77 landed in Ohio, and the passengers were gassed; bodies disposed of by our government.
• Explosives were detonated and caused the WTC to have the controlled collapse. Again, done by our government.
• The phone calls from the planes to the doomed passengers loved ones were carefully-crafted technologically-simulated calls.
• An A-3 is what hit the Pentagon
• and on and on and on and on and on

And these are the "theories" that make sense. Gads.

 

In answer to some of this, please read a well-reasoned and thorough smackdown of one of the conspiracy movements tinfoil-hat-wearing-moonbat leaders. And to those of you who insist on forwarding the "conspiracy" emails to me with the message "kinda makes ya think, donit?"....stop filling my inbox with this crap. Please.

• Muslim terrorists bent on killing us all attacked on 9/11
• The Japanese attacked us on 12/7/41
• And Elvis is still dead

Accept it. Oh yeah, and contrary to what Spike Lee says, Donald Rumsfeld and Karl Rove were not in a rowboat just outside the New Orleans levee a year ago planting explosives during the hurricane they manufactured with their top-secret "HurricaneWeatherControllerSuperSecretGizmoMachineThingy". You people really need to get out more.